Employer: The Kingdom of Jesus Christ
Hours: A lifetime of praise
Prior Experience: None
Prior Education: None
Background Check: None. Your past history has been washed by his blood
Function: Seek first the Kingdom of God before any other. Love the Lord your God with all your heart, soul and mind. Ask Him for forgiveness for your sins and ask him to take complete control of your life. Believe with all that you are that God sent his son for you, to die, so that you can have everlasting life in the most beautiful Kingdom ever created.
This job position does promise a promotion.
Jesus Christ promotes directly from your hire date. No other job promotes you from your first date of hire. On your first day your name will be written in the book of life. When your afterlife plan kicks into effect, you will be allowed to enter Heaven’s doors and live in paradise.**
** Before being able to enter Heaven’s doors, Jesus Christ will do his final review of you. You will account for everything you have done. See before you were born, Christ paid for what you were going to do. He knew you would mess up. But that is ok, because he is a God of love and forgiveness. On this day, you will be accountable for all that you did and he will judge you. Remember though, he judges you because of one reason: He loves you with all his heart!
About the Company: Jesus Christ was here, is here and will always be here. He started everything with his voice. When he spoke, all was created. For thousands of years Jesus Christ has provided, loved and taken care of his company. He does not ask much in you. His request is simple, love him with all your heart and believe that he is the One and Almighty God. You will be joined with a wide network of people of will be working with you. These people come from all different backgrounds. There are murderers, criminals, abusers, liars, deceivers, cheaters, simple people, good people, honest people, hard working people. You ask how he can take all these people and have them working together? Its simple, he loves each and every one of you. On the day you are hired, you will be set free from all that you have done and will be given a new life. One day you will account for everything. But Jesus Christ wants you for your heart, your dedication and your promise to live a life for him. He asks nothing else from you. A small sacrifice for a greater treasure.
There is no interview for this job. Ask and it shall be given to you. Below there is a line with an “X”. If you sign this you will acknowledge that Christ is and was and always is your savior, redeemer and healer. From this day forth you will be working for the most powerful, most loving and most forgiving God.
Your job title will now be “Christian”. Proclaim it, sing it and tell everyone how amazing it is to be alive and free. Today you have been set free from everything. The chains are broken and you are Alive!
X._________________________________ Date: _____ASAP________
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